Whats Wrong with Religious People?

 

Rant[s]

Why do so many churches send our children out of the worship hall when we worship?

“Johnny, mommy and daddy are going to have real church now so you follow the other kids to kid church, have some fun!

Play a game, I hope it has something to do with the bible, maybe it will be bible hangman again. We are working on getting a cool air hockey table in there soon.

Enjoy your ice cream sandwich and/or donuts! Try not to spill your apple juice we just had carpets cleaned.

When we are done worship we’ll come and get you…”

What’s the deal with “youth pastors?” I thought parents were to pastor their children…