Grabow or the Cob

Ok, I’ve had a chance to smoke both the Grabow Royalton and the Cob pipe. The Grabow has a more sophisticated look to it but the Cob, in my honest and very limited opinion, just smokes a whole lot better. I decided to have my weekly smoke this morning after the house cleared out, I started work at 10am, and had a heck of a time keeping the Grabow going. I had to light it 4 or 5 times. When I smoke the Cob I can light it once, smoke it slow and it just keeps going until the tobacco is gone.

I tried the Sweet Briar from Sterling Tobacco today and admit the room note was probably the best I’ve had the chance to experience. The taste wasn’t there though, it seems like a tobacco that is smoked for the benefit of those in the room, not a bad idea if you’re convincing a spouse of your new hobby.  The Montego Bay that Twin sent me has the right combination of taste and room note.

Just a few thoughts…

jm

Top 10 Reasons I am a Calvinist

Top 10 Reasons I am a Calvinist (this is a joke don’t take it too seriously)

1. Calvinists tend to wear wool and cotton. Dispensationalists tend to wear lime-green polyester leisure suits.

2. John Calvin was French…being French is very chic.

3. Calvin sounds like Calvin Klein…and his clothes are very chic.

4. Calvinists can drink.

5. Calvinists can smoke.

6. Dispensationalists are into prophecy conferences where they talk about Star-Trek eschatology and the mark of the Beast. Calvinists have conferences on “life and culture”, art, social justice, and other high-brow things like that. Afterwards, we go to the local pub and talk about philosophy over a pint of Bass ale.

7. Calvinists have close ties with Scotland and Scotland is very cool: you know –Sean Connery, the movie Highlander, Bagpipes, the Loch Ness Monster, Glenlivet 18 year old Scotch, the movie Train Spotting, Braveheart, etc.

8. Calvinists think we are smarter than anybody else.

9. It is more socially acceptable to say, “I go to Grace Presbyterian Church” than to say, “I go to Washed In The Blood Worship Center”, “I go to Son Life Charismatic Believers Assembly”, or to say “I go to Boston Berean Bible Believing Baptist Bethel”, or to say “I go to the Latter-Day-Rain Deliverance Tabernacle Prophecy Center, Inc.”, or to say “I go to the Philadelphia Church of the Majority Text”, or to say “I go to the Lithuanian Apostolic Orthodox Autocephalic Church of the Baltic union of 1838″.

10. Ultimately, I am a Calvinist because I had no choice in the matter.

Smoking Spiritualized

Got my pipes yesterday from a friend in the States. He sent me two cobs and a Grabow, with some wonderful aromatic tobacco. I offer this poem by Ralph Erskine (1685 – 1752) for your amusement.

Smoking Spiritualized.
In Two Parts.

The first Part being an old Meditation upon Smoking Tobacco;
the second, a new Addition to it, or Improvement of it.

Part One: The Law *

THIS Indian weed now wither’d quite,
Tho’ green at noon, cut down at night,
Shows thy decay;
All flesh is hay.
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

The pipe, so lily-like and weak,
Does thus thy mortal state bespeak
Thou art ev’n such,
Gone with a touch.
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

And when the smoke ascends on high,
Then thou behold’st the vanity
Of worldy stuff,
Gone with a puff.
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

And when the pipe grows foul within,
Think on thy soul defil’d with sin;
For then the fire,
It does require.
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

And seest the ashes cast away;
Then to thyself thou mayest say,
That to the dust
Return thou must.
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

Part Two: The Gospel

WAS this small plant for thee cut down!
So was the Plant of great renown;
Which mercy sends
For nobler ends.
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

Doth juice medicinal proceed
From such a naughty foreign weed?
Then what’s the power
Of Jesse’s flower?
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

The promise, like the pipe, inlays,
And by the mouth of faith conveys
What virtue flows
From Sharon’s rose.
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

In vain th’ unlighted pipe you blow;
Your pains in outward means are so,
Till heav’nly fire
The heart inspire.
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

The smoke, like burning incense, tow’rs;
So should a praying heart of yours,
With ardent cries,
Surmount the skies.
Thus think, and smoke tobacco.

*The first part, according to the adverstisement, is of unknown origin, and not a work of Erskine.

Toward a Theology of Pipe Smoking

Fun reading for your lunch hour today, enjoy!

In which it is argued that worthy pipesmoking is one of the ultimate gifts of the Holy Ghost and brings its practitioners very close to the nature of the Kingdom of God, which arguments are diligently supported by unassailable proof texts and incontestable logic.

“Back before fundamentalism caused much of American Christianity to go off the moral deep end and get caught in up in a fevered attempt to demonize a whole series of behaviors that are morally neutral, pipe smoking was seen as a very decent and proper thing for a theologian (& anyone else) to do. In many Christian communities which successfully fought off the tendency to condemn everything, pipe smoking has always and continues to be appreciated for the benefits it brings to moments of relaxation, conversation, and mental clarity.”

You can read the blog here.

The Cordial Churchman

I’ve been wearing bow ties for a few years now and really enjoy the look. With many options online I was recently given a link for The Cordial Churchman that offers handcrafted self tie bow ties that are made in South Carolina. I have not ordered from them but have read good reviews of their product.

They may not be fore everyone…